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WINDOWS 98 SOURCE CODE

   

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY 1998
$History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
 while(!CRASHED)
 {
  display_copyright_message();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  do_nothing_loop();

  if (first_time_installation)
  {
   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
   do_nothing_loop();
   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
   hang_system();
  }

  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();

  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   basically_run_windows_3.1();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_nothing_loop();
  }
 }

 if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();

 if (fast_cpu())
 {
  set_wait_states(lots);
  set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 }

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

 printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

 if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt);
 else
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

 while(something)
 {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);
 }

 create_general_protection_fault();
}